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Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Sneaky Witch

The Sneaky Witch planted a unique letterbox strictly for one occasion. For Phazia's bachelorette party/trip/adventure. 
The clue:


...And Saint Attila raised the Stamp up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy Stamp that with it Thou mayest party until they vomit, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and green peppers and Jello-shots …” And the LORD directed the Saint to Shattuck Road in Andover, Mass and spake, saying:
“First shalt thou turn onto Tech Drive, Then shalt thou visit number four - no more, no less. Four shall be the number thou shalt visit, and the number of the visiting shall be four. Five shalt thou not count, neither count thou three, excepting that thou then proceed to four. Six is right out! Once the number four, being the fourth number, be reached, then searchest thou for thy Holy Stamp of Antioch by going to Ye Old’ Staybridge Suites.  Thou key shalt be at thee front desk, under the name of Bettie Monroe.  Then join thou thy Spectacular Witches of Antioch, who being thirsty in My sight, shall Party." Amen

It was presented to her in a stack with other letterboxes of the same style; witchy or Monty-esk. She could choose which she wanted to do and the Holy Stamp of Antioch was a MUST do.  The conversation regarding this clue was quite entertaining.  Phazia was hoping that Bettie Monroe would be working that day. 

I seriously almost busted out laughing.  I hadn't seen Monty Python in almost 20 years so I didn't get it at all. But she kept asking if I remembered this & that out of the movie. I'm like... "No...Nope... Oh really."  I seriously haven't seen it in forever so I wasn't lying. At one point she realized Bettie Monroe was the bride who got married in RHPS. Again I almost cracked up. 

Her face when we opened the hotel room door was priceless.  She was truly surprised.